It's my birthday bitches!
19 up in dis bitch.
February 2012
52 posts
so, fender postponed the shipment on my guitar.
I WANT MY MUSTANG NOW YOU BITCHES
Your taste in instruments is very attractive.
Whaaat? My man Melvin gettin' some action? And also, how'd you find me btw lol?
I am the embodiment of the phrase “young, dumb, and full of cum.” It’s my first time regretting it too lol.
I found you through Courtney Beeksma’s Tumblr I think. I saw a couple cool reblogs and then I was like “Wait this isn’t just any black man, it’s Chris!”
that awkward moment when you’re making out with someone and they go to undo your zipper and instead of genitals there is actually a huge, gaping black hole that instantaneously sucks both of you into a void and jesus is there and he tells you not to have sex before marriage.
this happens entirely too much
hate when that happens
I wish this would have happened about 12 hours ago ;~;
RIP music
- Led Zeppelin- 1969: If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you. When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me. Kind woman, I give you my all, Kind woman, nothing more.
- Nicki Minaj- 2011: You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid) (stupid, stupid)
Whaaaat. How'd you manage to find me rofl
They don’t call me “Creepy Cody” for nothing.
